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Vocaloid (GUMI) – Watashi no UMA-Sama

August 15, 2012

Watashi no UMA-Sama – 私のUMA様 – My Darling UMA

Lukaからのチクりメール
「今日アイツ知らない娘と歩いていたよ」
なにそれ イミ分かんない
そういえば星座占い
かに座最悪だったな
『目ニ見エルモノダケヲ信ジマショウ』

Luka kara no CHIKURI MEERU
“kyou AITSU shiranai musume to aruite ita yo”
nani sore IMI wakannai
sou ieba seiza uranai
kaniza saiaku datta na
“me ni mieru mono dake o shinjimashou”

Got a tell-tale e-mail from Luka
“Today I saw him walking with some strange girl”
What’s this? I don’t understand
But come to think of it, in my horoscope
It said Cancers were the worst match
“Let’s just believe in what we see with our own eyes”

つまらない現実忘れて
空車表示のUFOつかまえる
真実を知るのが怖いの
弱い私を慰めてよU.M.A.様!

tsumaranai genjitsu wasurete
kuusha hyouji no UFO tsukamaeru
shinjitsu o shiru no ga kowai no
yowai watashi o nagusamete yo U.M.A.-sama!

Forgetting the boring reality
I’ll just catch a UFO with a vacancy sign
Knowing the truth is scary
I’m weak, so comfort me, my darling UMA!

今夜チュパカブラと血のみ比べ
浮かぶネッシーの上で踊るよ
ケンタウロスがにんじんのカクテルをくれたの
ビッグフットと足合わせ
クラーケンとステップを踏めば
もう眠らせないよ 覚悟しててね?

kon’ya CHUPAKABURA to chinomi kurabe
ukabu NESSHI no ue de odoru yo
KENTAUROSU ga ninjin no KAKUTERU o kureta no
BIGGUFUTTO to ashi awase
KURAAKEN to SUTEPPU o fumeba
mou nemurasenai yo kakugo shite’te ne?

Tonight I’ll have a blood-drinking contest with a Chupacabra
And dance on top of Nessie as she floats
A centaur gave me a carrot cocktail
If I line my feet up with Bigfoot
And take a step with the Kraken
I won’t let you sleep ever again, so be prepared, ‘kay?

運命の赤い糸や
白馬の王子様なんて
所詮都市伝説だし分かってたもんね

unmei no akai ito ya
hakuba no ouji-sama nante
shosen toshi densetsu da shi wakatte’ta mon ne

I knew that “the red thread of fate”
And “princes on white horses” and stuff like that
Were just a bunch of urban legends after all

傷ついたこの気持ちも
明日になれば幻
『地球ノ男ニ飽キタ所ヨ』

kizutsuita kono kimochi mo
ashita ni nareba maboroshi
“chikyuu no otoko ni akita tokoro yo”

Even these wounded feelings
Will just be illusions when tomorrow comes
“I’m done with Earth men!”

強がる自分を新発見
大声で叫ぶから「ナンダッテー!!ΩΩΩ」
チラ裏のナスカに描いた
SOS受けとめてよU.M.A.様!

tsuyogaru jibun o shinhakken
oogoe de sakebu kara “NANDATTE!!”
CHIRAura no NASUKA ni kaita
SOS uketomete yo U.M.A.-sama!

Discover me, I’m just bluffing
Shouting in a loud voice, then “WHAT?!”
Written on the back side of the Nazca lines
I’m sending you an SOS, my darling UMA!

今夜カーバンクルのDJもノって
イエティとフロア揺らすよ
ミラーボールとユニコーン廻り
ツチノコ運ぶの
モケーレ・ムベンベの首に
腕をまわしてちょっぴり大人

kon’ya KAABANKURU no DJ mo NOtte
IETI to FUROA yurasu yo
MIRAABOORU to YUNIKOON mawari
TSUCHINOKO hakobu no
MOKEERE MUBENBE no kubi ni
ude o mawashite choppiri otona

Tonight, with a Carbuncle DJ
I’ll make the floor shake with a Yeti
The disco ball and the unicorn spin around
Carrying the Tsuchinoko
Wrapping my arms around the neck
Of the Mokele-Mbembe, I’ll be just a bit adult

パパラッチは勿論お断りよ?

PAPARACCHI wa mochiron okotowari yo?

The paparazzi will definitely notice, right?

「え? 誕生日プレゼント?
んっと…じゃあね 天体望遠鏡!
NASAが使ってるやつがいいな
…なーんてね(笑)
そっちは? 何が欲しい?
…え? …えええ?
バッカじゃないの?! もう~~~…
……でも、うん。…そうだね。
いつか一緒に行こっか。…ね?」

“e? tanjoubi PUREZENTO?
ntto… jaa ne tentaibouenkyou!
NASA ga tsukatte’ru yatsu ga ii na
… naante ne (warau)
socchi wa? nani ga hoshii?
… e? … eee?
BAKKA ja nai no?! mou~~~…
… demo, un. … sou da ne.
itsuka issho ni ikokka. … ne?”

“Huh? For my birthday?
Hmm… well, I want an astronomical telescope!
The kind NASA uses would be great.
… Just kidding (laugh)
What about you? What do you want?
… Eh? … Ehhh?
What kind of idiot are you? Seriously~~~…
… But yeah. … That’s right.
Let’s go together sometime. … Okay?”

「私が見た娘は妹><」と
訂正のメール気付くPM11:00
二桁の着信履歴見て
5時間遅れの待ち合わせ場所へダッシュ

“watashi ga mita musume wa imouto ><” to
teisei no MEERU kidzuku PM 11:00
futaketa no chakushin rireki mite
5jikan okure no machiawase basho e DASSHU

It was 11:00 PM when I noticed
The correcting e-mail saying “That girl I saw was his sister ><”
Looking through my two-digit missed call record
I dashed to our meeting place five hours late

「…信じたい…」

“… shinjitai…”

“… I want to believe…”

息切れする私に優しく
「なにかあったの?」なんて聞かないで
ギュッと手を握るキミのその笑顔は本物
2人の気持ち未確認
でもキミは確かにここにいる

ikigire suru watashi ni yasashiku
“nanika atta no?” nante kikanaide
GYUtto te o nigiru KIMI no sono egao wa honmono
futari no kimochi mikakunin
demo KIMI wa tashika ni koko ni iru

I was out of breath, but he was so nice to me
He didn’t ask me “what happened?” or anything
Your smile as you hold my hand tightly is the real thing
Our feelings are unconfirmed
But you’re really here

「U.SO(ウソ)じゃないよ
M.AJI(マジ)で
A.I(アイ)してるから」

“U.S.O. ja nai yo
M.A.J.I. de
A.I.shite’ru kara”

“It’s not a L.I.E
Because I R.E.A.L.ly
L.O.V.E. you”

(Original lyrics by Aamin-P.)

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