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Vocaloid (KAITO & Hiyama Kiyoteru) – Minerva Ride

July 16, 2019

敬礼を 起床時間だミジンコどもめ
そのデザートの詰まった耳に穴を穿て

keirei o kishou jikan da MIJINKO domome
sono DEZAATO no tsumatta mimi ni ana o ugate

Rise, shine, and salute, you buncha goddamn maggots!
Clear out those dessert-stuffed ears of yours!

空っぽの頭にはドリルが必要だ並べ
発酵調味料も注いでやる 冗談だ

karappo no atama ni wa DORIRU ga hitsuyou da narabe
hakkou choumiryou mo sosoide yaru joudan da

Your empty skulls really need drills–line up!
I’m gonna drizzle you with cooking wine (just kidding)

冗談でしょうか……
有難い気の触れた御言葉など さておき
そのままでいいから少し聞いて
大事なことなんだその眠いのはわかるけど

joudan deshou ka…
arigatai ki no fureta okotoba nado sateoki
sono mama de ii kara sukoshi kiite
daiji na koto nanda sono nemui no wa wakaru kedo

Kidding, huh…
Leaving aside the words that touched my gratitude
You don’t need to do anything, so just listen for a bit
It’s important–I know you’re sleepy, but…

あの(とろい!)
その(のろい!)
「五月蝿いまどろっこしい」(放して)

ano (toroi!)
sono (noroi!)
“urusai madorokkoshii” (hanashite)

That one (dumbass!)
This one (numbskull!)
“You’re obnoxious and slow!” (let go)

状況遭遇戦 起きろ起きろ
当然強制だ引きずり出せ
未だ集合3割強 起きろ起きろ
警報全開でビューグル鳴らせ

joukyuu souguusen okiro okiro
touzen kyousei da hikizuridase
imada shuugou sanwari kyou okiro okiro
keihou zenkai de BYUUGURU narase

Situation report: it’s a meeting engagement! Wake up! Wake up!
Of course that’s an order! Drag your asses out of bed!
We’re still only at 30% strength–wake up! Wake up!
Sound the alarm with the bugle at full force!

今世紀最高の寮は?(それって当然ミネルヴァ)
貴様らの寮は?(常勝最強ミネルヴァ)
これよりブリーフィング開始 整列安全確認点呼
ピース(はい)
デルフォイ(はい…..)
これを寮対抗論理強襲奇兵作戦
~略してプリンア・ラ・モード~と名づける

konseiki saikou no ryou wa? (sore tte touzen MINERUVA)
kisama-ra no ryou wa? (joushou saikyou MINERUVA)
kore yori BURIIFINGU kaishi seiretsu anzen kakunin tenko
PIISU (hai)
DERUFOI (hai)
kore o ryou taikou ronri kyoushuu kihei sakusen
~ryakushite PURIN A RA MOODO~ to nadzukeru

What’s the greatest division of this century? (It’s Minerva, of course!)
What division do you little shits belong to? (It’s Minerva, undefeated and stronger than anyone!)
Briefing will now begin–line up for roll call to make sure everyone’s here
Peace! (Here, sir!)
Delfoy! (Here….)
This is an opposition logic assault commando operation
We’ll call it “pudding a la mode” for short

じゃー演習開始! 走れ走れ
恐るべき重量で踏み潰せ

jaa enshuu kaishi! hashire hashire
osorubeki juuryou de fumitsubuse

Now, begin practice! Run, run!
Trample them underfoot so heavily that they’ll be terrified!

何が撤退? 三正面? 不許可不許可
圧巻の鉄量でバイテル潰せ

nani ga tettai? sanshoumen? fukyoka fukyoka
akkan no tetsuryou de BAITERU tsubuse

What do you mean, retreat? I won’t authorize that!
Crush their vitals with an incredible amount of iron!

報告 撤退を 不利というか無理
右翼は押され後退中
そして中央は崩壊寸前 指示 命令を

houkoku tettai o furi to iu ka muri
uyoku wa nobasare koutaichuu
soshite chuuou wa houkaisunzen shiji meirei o

There’s no point in reporting that we’re at a disadvantage and should retreat
The right flank will spread out all along the retreat path
And then the center will be on the verge of collapse–that’s an order

状況は最高だ これより反撃を

joukyou wa saikou da kore yori hangeki o

The conditions are excellent! We’ll begin our assault!

全隊突撃だ 奪え奪え
逃げるのは弱虫だ 逃げないのもだ
目標は参什壱番街アイス 喰らえ食らえ
退路は爆破した 悔いなく進め

zentai totsugeki da ubae ubae
nigeru no wa yowamushi da nigenai no mo da
mokuhyou wa sanjuubangai AISU kurae kurae
tairo wa bakuha shita kuinaku susume

It’s a whole-force assault! Fight! Fight!
Anyone who runs away is a coward! So is anyone who doesn’t!
Our objective is to eat ice cream at that place on Thirtieth Street! Eat! Eat!
The path of retreat has been blown up, so push forward with no regrets!

敬礼を 起床時間だミジンコどもめ
そのスイーツの詰まった目を今度は開けておけ

keirei o kishou jikan da MIJINKO domome
sono SUIITSU no tsumatta me o kondo wa akete oke

Rise, shine, and salute, you buncha goddamn maggots!
Open those sweets-covered eyes of yours for once!

(Original lyrics by nyanyannya)

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